South Park – Towile Quotes lyrics

Don't forget to bring a towel
What?
When you get out of the water you need to dry off right away to
Avoid cetchen a cold.
That's why Towlie says "Don't forget to bring a towel"
Okay? Thanks Towlie
You wanna get high?
No!
Don't forget to bring a towel
Oh, no
When your playing sports the sweat can get in you face
That's why Towile says "Always keep an extra towel in you duffle bag"
Okay we will!
All Right!
You wanna get high?
No! We don't want to get high?
Okay, you sure?
Yes, now go away you stupid towel!

Well, goys lets go to the swimming pool!
Uhhh....
Let's go take a shower!
Let's go water skiing!
Don't forget to bring a towel
There he is!
Be sure to bring a towel so you don't get all wet!
Come on dude!
Where are we going?
Just come on it's getting dark.
Are we gunna get high?
Well I'm gunna get a lil' high...
If you ever go to a hotel, be sure to bring you own towel.

Do you know where he's talking about towile?
Oh yeah, back at the base, it's a long ways away.
All right were gunna have to use this truck.

How long has it been sense you've been back there?
I've been wondering around on my own, you know helping people
Out with towel safety and proper towel use!
It's important you know!
No it isn't!
Is!
No it isn't!
Is!
Wait! Turn down here, it's down this dirt road.
Break Kenny Break.
Eh, maybe it was down that dirt road...
Fuck dude don't you remember where it is?
I can't remember at all... It all looks the same, hold on let me get high
Then I'll remember where it is

All right so where is it?
Where's what?
Ahh, the base where you from and where are common cain is!

That's my last cig ass hole!
Oh man, why is everyone riding me today, God Damnit!

Lets see... :: punching numbers::
No!
Come on Towile the guy said you had the security system in your
Memory bank!
Hey! It's been a long time!
You just have no long term memory cuz you get high all the time!
Don't preach to me fat so!
I can preach to you all I want cuz your stupid!
Your stupid!
Yeah, but your a towel!
Your a Towel!

Just let me get high! I know I can remember it if I get high!
Oh God damnit! All right fine heres your stupid lighter
Now hold on! :: punching buttons::
Uh, wait a second... :: punching more buttons::
That's it!
That's it?!?
Yeah, that's the melody to Funky Town!
:: punching buttons:: Wont you take me down! To Funky Town!
No! Towlie the entry code!
For what?

Get away from me you evil towel!!
I know you weakness! Here you can reach it! Come on Towlie how
Long has it been sense you've had a nice burn? Huh? 20? 30? Seconds?
Ahh! Crap!
Your going to have to choose from saving their life and getting high!
Come Towile! Make you decision!
Uh... I chose... I chose... Both!

Aww man... I know I:: mumbles something:: Don't forget to bring a
Towel
Hahaha

Your the worst character ever Towile!
I know!