Steel Panther – Fat Girl (Thar She Blows) lyrics

I saw her drinkin' beer
Eatin' peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate
And I knew she had a car
She said her name was Debbie
She was a friend of Jenny Craig's
She had boobs like watermelons
And breath like rotten eggs

I know you're hungry, I could see it in your eyes
Cuz you're looking at me like I'm a side of fries
I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face (yeah)

(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows!
(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows!
Fat Girl, she's everything I wanted and more
Fat Girl, she can't fit through the door
(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows!

I wanna prove to you that my feelings are for real
So I'm gonna buy you a million Happy Meals
I want a chunk of that body if only you'll let me in
I wanna sink my summer sausage into that double chin (yeah)

(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows!
(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows
Fat Girl, is riding my jock again
Fat Girl, is snacking on my c*** again
(Ouch, don't bite!)

(~solo~)

Friends keep tellin' me, I must be goin' blind
You got cottage cheese all over your behind (yeah)
Even though some people point and laugh at us
You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a bus

Fat Girl, I can't believe you're eating again
Fat Girl, Where does your neck begin?

(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows!
(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows!
Fat Girl, Put my hotdog into your bun
Fat Girl, You really, really tons of fun
(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows!
(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows!

Thar She blows (yeah)
My fat, fat girl

Come here baby, where you goin'?
Yeah, you're a cow!
C'mere here baby, hey I love you
I can't live without you
I can't live without you
C'mere, hey, (whistle) hey

(Animal sounds)

It's like a jungle in my apartment dude look at all those hot bitches and that one fat girl