"Howdy, folks. This next song is a story of a gal who
Just
Couldn't choose between to fellers. One was about the
Nicest
Guy you ever met, and the other one, well, he's kind of
A
Dick. Let's listen in as these boys settle it the only
Way
They know how; through singing. And a 1, and a 2... "
Make a choice - will it be
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
Or a guy like me?
I would comfort you when you're sad
Well, I would just leave you crying
I would protect you if a lion attacked you
Not trying to fuck with no lion
I would fight a man for your honor
I don't know no kung fu
I'd carry you across a muddy field
Bitch, these Jordans are new
Make a choice - will it be
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
Or a guy like me?
I would read you romantic poetry
I'll leave that shit on the shelf
My love making would be sweet and tender
This thing ain't sucking itself, no
I would take you to the finest restaurants
Here's an old Baby Ruth
I would tell you how pretty you look tonight
And I would tell you the truth
Make a choice - will it be
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
Or a guy like me?
But ba-by, baby
The choice is up to you
So pick me quickly
'Cause I've got shit to do
It's true dear, I do dear
I want you to be mine
But let's be clear here
I'm still not fighting no lion...
[Narration]:
"Let's see what happens next...
Every day I'd say how much I love you
... I would not
I'd surprise you with gifts and flowers
I'd spend your money on pot, yeah
We would stay up all night just talking
I'd fall asleep when I came
I'd spell your name out with a thousand rose petals
I don't remember your name!
Make a choice - will it be
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
Or a guy like me?
Make a choice - will it be
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
Or a guy like me?
[Narration]:
"See? I told you he was kind of a dick."
[Narration] "Howdy, folks. This next song is a story of a gal who Just Couldn't choose between to fellers. One was about the Nicest Guy you ever met, and the other one, well, he's kind of A Dick. Let's listen in as these boys settle it the only Way They know how; through singing. And a 1, and a 2... " Make a choice - will it be A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby Or a guy like me? I would comfort you when you're sad Well, I would just leave you crying I would protect you if a lion attacked you Not trying to fuck with no lion I would fight a man for your honor I don't know no kung fu I'd carry you across a muddy field Bitch, these Jordans are new Make a choice - will it be A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby Or a guy like me? I would read you romantic poetry I'll leave that shit on the shelf My love making would be sweet and tender This thing ain't sucking itself, no I would take you to the finest restaurants Here's an old Baby Ruth I would tell you how pretty you look tonight And I would tell you the truth Make a choice - will it be A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby Or a guy like me? But ba-by, baby The choice is up to you So pick me quickly 'Cause I've got shit to do It's true dear, I do dear I want you to be mine But let's be clear here I'm still not fighting no lion... [Narration]: "Let's see what happens next... Every day I'd say how much I love you ... I would not I'd surprise you with gifts and flowers I'd spend your money on pot, yeah We would stay up all night just talking I'd fall asleep when I came I'd spell your name out with a thousand rose petals I don't remember your name! Make a choice - will it be A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby Or a guy like me? Make a choice - will it be A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby Or a guy like me? [Narration]: "See? I told you he was kind of a dick." Explain Request ×
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