Surf Punks – Somebody Ripped My Stick lyrics

Somebody ripped my stick
That guy must be a prick
I guess I finally ran out of luck
If I ever find him he's gonna get fucked

That board was really fine
Got it in Hawai'i it was one of da kine
Got me out of trouble, it saved my life
By the way buddy have you seen my wife?

I'll punch him, I'll beat him, I'll pound his head
And if I ever find him, he's gonna be dead
Last time I saw it, it was strapped to my car
I was checkin out the surf, never went very far
What bums me out, it was my very best board
I asked a cop about it, he said 'Praise the lord'

Red blue trim, ultrathin rails
I called it perfection, it never fails
Paper-thin textured deck, king kong core
If anybody finds it, $5 reward

I'll bend I'll twist him, I'll break him in two
Now don't laugh buddy, it could be you

Somebody ripped my stick
Somebody ripped my stick
Somebody ripped my stick
Hey somebody ripped my stick off

I spent all my money on that board
I gotta have it back
I like that board
God it rode the bay great
It was the best board out there
It looked the best
God dammit I want that board back
If I find that guy he's gonna have a skag up his ass
I hate that
Fuckin mind your own business, that's my property
My property
I own that thing, it belongs to me

Give it back
Give it back
Give it back
Give it back

And I swear it better not have one ding on it
Not one