Hobbits, Dwarves
Elves and Men
Kings and Queens
Epicness
Lord of the Rings
The greatest tale ever told on your screen
Potatoes!
Frodo must bring the ring to the elves
Aragorn fights off
The nine evil Ringwraiths
The Fellowship forms
Saruman's a jerk
Gandalf's torn from the group
You shall not pass!
Boromir's embedded
Uruk-hai's beheaded
(Like a boss)
The Fellowship is broken
Thanks for that J.R.R. Tolkien
Frodo's gooone
And Sam's coming with you!
Gollum leads the ring to Mordor
(My Precious)
Gandalf the White returns to wage war
(Pip and Merry hug trees)
Théoden's just like like Benjamin Buutton
(He's aging backwards!)
Legolas surfs on his shield to deefeend
Helm's Deep
Big trees
Are attacking the ooooooooooooooorcs
The sword has been reforged and
Now a legion of ghosts are at hand
(He's the king)
Sam uses his spider slay skills
While the elf and Gimli count kills
(Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, Aragorn)
One last battle
(Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Denethor)
It's good vs evil
(Boromir, Gollum, Saruman, Sméagol)
Frodo you must
(Elrond, Bilbo, Galadriel, Shelob)
Destroy the
(Wormtongue, Uruk-hai, Sauron, Great Eye)
Ring of Power
No!
Destroy it!
It's mine!
Destroy it!
It's miiiiiine
*Exploding sound effects*
Yay!
Aragorn sits on his throne
Middle Earth is saved
By the smallest of things
In The Lord of the Rings
The Lord of the Rings Hobbits, Dwarves Elves and Men Kings and Queens Epicness Lord of the Rings The greatest tale ever told on your screen Potatoes! Frodo must bring the ring to the elves Aragorn fights off The nine evil Ringwraiths The Fellowship forms Saruman's a jerk Gandalf's torn from the group You shall not pass! Boromir's embedded Uruk-hai's beheaded (Like a boss) The Fellowship is broken Thanks for that J.R.R. Tolkien Frodo's gooone And Sam's coming with you! Gollum leads the ring to Mordor (My Precious) Gandalf the White returns to wage war (Pip and Merry hug trees) Théoden's just like like Benjamin Buutton (He's aging backwards!) Legolas surfs on his shield to deefeend Helm's Deep Big trees Are attacking the ooooooooooooooorcs The sword has been reforged and Now a legion of ghosts are at hand (He's the king) Sam uses his spider slay skills While the elf and Gimli count kills (Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, Aragorn) One last battle (Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Denethor) It's good vs evil (Boromir, Gollum, Saruman, Sméagol) Frodo you must (Elrond, Bilbo, Galadriel, Shelob) Destroy the (Wormtongue, Uruk-hai, Sauron, Great Eye) Ring of Power No! Destroy it! It's mine! Destroy it! It's miiiiiine *Exploding sound effects* Yay! Aragorn sits on his throne Middle Earth is saved By the smallest of things In The Lord of the Rings Explain Request ×
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