Tenacious D – Kickapoo lyrics

Jack..:: Black (Narrator) A::..
long a fuck n'***time ago In,
a town called Kickapoo There,
lived a humble family Religious
through and through But.
yeah there was a black sheep And,
he knew just what to do His.
name was young J B. And.
he refused to step in-line A.
vision he did see of Fu
n'***rockin' all the time He.
wrote a tasty jam And
all the planets did align Jack.

..:: Black (Son) Oh::..
the dragons balls were blazin' As
I stepped into his cave Then.
I sliced his fu n'***cockles With,
a long and shiney blade 'Twas!
I who f d****the dragon Fucka,
lie sing f k**a loo And!
if you try to f k**with me Then,
I shall f k**you too Gotta!
get it on in the party zone I!
gots to shoot a load in the party zone Gotta!
lick a toad in the party zone Gotta!
suck a chode in the party zone Ahhhhhhh!

Meat

..:: Loaf (Father) You've::..
disobeyed my orders son Why,
were you ever born Your?
brother's ten times better than you Jesus,
loves him more This.
music that you play for us Comes
from the depths of hell Rock.
and roll's the devil's work He,
wants you to rebel You'll.
become a mindless puppet Beelzebub;
will pull the strings Your!
heart will lose direction And,
chaos he will bring You'd.
better shut your mouth You,
better watch your tone You're!
grounded for a week with no telephone Don't!
wanna hear you cry Don't,
wanna hear you moan You!
gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home Jack!

..:: Black (Son) Dio::..
can you hear me I?
am lost and so alone I'm...
askin' for your guidance Would,
you come down from your throne I?
need a tight compadre Who
will teach me how to rock My.
Father thinks you're evil But,
man he, can suck a c Rockunt.
is not the devil's work It's,
magical and rad I'll.
never rock as long as I am Stuck
here with my Dad Ronnie...

..:: James Dio (Dio poster) I::..
hear you brave young Jables You,
are hungry for the rock But.
to learn the ancient method Sacred,
doors you must unlock Escape.
your father's clutches And,
this oppressive neighborhood On.
a journey you must go To,
find the land of Hollywood In!
The City of Fallen Angels Where,
the ocean meets the sand You,
will form a strong alliance And,
the world's most awesome band To!
find your fame and fortune Through,
the valley you must walk You.
will face your inner demons Now.
go my son and rock Jack!

..:: Black (Narrator) So::..
he bailed from f gay***Kickapoo With
hunger in his heart And.
he journeyed far and wide To
find the secrets of his art But.
in the end he knew That
he would find his counterpart Rooooock.
Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock!
Raye-yayayayaye-ya.