Wanted to take her home, make her my wife
Knew she was a freak when she started talking
She said, "fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden"
That girl was freak
She said she wanted me to fuck her harder then the military
Fucked Bin Laden
Fuck Bin Laden
Fuck Bin Laden
She wanted to fuck me harder then the US government
Fucked Bin Laden
She was a freaky kind of girl
Kept up with current events from all around the world
More specifically one event
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
She said "do me like that"
But I couldn't track the metaphor
That said I can see you horny like a Stegosaur
That said again your request is so irregular
She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door
Then a turban
Then a tunic
She said "invade my cave with your special unit"
I said "he wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping
She demanded that I fuck her like we
Fucked Bin Laden
Fuck Bin Laden
Fuck Bin Laden
She wanted to fuck me harder then the US government
Fucked Bin Laden
This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
You're harboring a fugitive (that ass)
My justice will be punitive (I'ma smash)
Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro
She tried to negotiate, I said that's a no-no
Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go
She tells me to go low then looks down and tells me that I gotta
"Terrorize that pussy"
"Gotta terrorize that pussy"
So I did it, improvise some crazy shit
Seal Team sixty-nine sexecuting the hit
She said "now you've finished me off, throw my body in the ocean"
I yell "geronimo!" and took some pictures for posting
The President called, he said "congratulations Connor"
I said "Mr. President, to what do I owe this honor?"
He said "come give me the deets in the White House garden
I gots to know how you fucked her like we
Fucked Bin Laden"
Fuck Bin Laden
Fuck Bin Laden
I still can't say that I see the appeal, but she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden
Oh, this girl insisted that that the way we did it was merciless and exact sanity attack
Just like the now-famous attack that fucked
Osama Bin Laden
Finest girl I ever met in my whole life Wanted to take her home, make her my wife Knew she was a freak when she started talking She said, "fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden" That girl was freak She said she wanted me to fuck her harder then the military Fucked Bin Laden Fuck Bin Laden Fuck Bin Laden She wanted to fuck me harder then the US government Fucked Bin Laden She was a freaky kind of girl Kept up with current events from all around the world More specifically one event The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head She said "do me like that" But I couldn't track the metaphor That said I can see you horny like a Stegosaur That said again your request is so irregular She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door Then a turban Then a tunic She said "invade my cave with your special unit" I said "he wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping She demanded that I fuck her like we Fucked Bin Laden Fuck Bin Laden Fuck Bin Laden She wanted to fuck me harder then the US government Fucked Bin Laden This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden You're harboring a fugitive (that ass) My justice will be punitive (I'ma smash) Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro She tried to negotiate, I said that's a no-no Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go She tells me to go low then looks down and tells me that I gotta "Terrorize that pussy" "Gotta terrorize that pussy" So I did it, improvise some crazy shit Seal Team sixty-nine sexecuting the hit She said "now you've finished me off, throw my body in the ocean" I yell "geronimo!" and took some pictures for posting The President called, he said "congratulations Connor" I said "Mr. President, to what do I owe this honor?" He said "come give me the deets in the White House garden I gots to know how you fucked her like we Fucked Bin Laden" Fuck Bin Laden Fuck Bin Laden I still can't say that I see the appeal, but she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden Oh, this girl insisted that that the way we did it was merciless and exact sanity attack Just like the now-famous attack that fucked Osama Bin Laden Explain Request ×
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