The Lonely Island – Rock Roll Skate lyrics

Y'all ready for this?

You're a motherfucking titty-sucking two-ball bitch
With a popcorn pussy and a full-on dick

I got a 40 dog, what you wanna do?
I got my dick hard, yeah we do too
I put a dick in your ear, cock in your minds
Sac-Town represent, we came to drop bombs
Rolling with my brothers, pipe-bomb shit
Smoking cotton candy with some raindrops in it
Sac-Town president two years straight
Check the yearbook, "most likely to penetrate"
Cops tryna get me, take me under with the stunner
Pigs, you could suck my dick, so take a number

Rock, roll, skate
Eat a bag of shit
Rock, roll, skate
Eat a motherfucking dick
You're a motherfucking titty-sucking two-ball bitch
With a popcorn pussy and a full-on dick
Style Boyz in the house and we gives a fuck
So rip out your nuts and shut the fuck up

Calling all cars, be on the lookout for three intoxicated young men wearing a Starter jacket
Expensive jewelry, Girbaud jeans, and a big dick

I'm on the boardwalk, cold eyes of a cougar
Selling devil's rock with a hand on my Luger
Kid Brain back to '80 with the ladies
Every fourth girl I mother-crush like crazy
My penis, the h-o-t-ness
Girls give me so much brain and I'm a genius
This is that rock-roll music, that cock-poll music
So get your face out of my face before I bruise it

Rock, roll, skate
Eat a bag of shit
Rock, roll, skate
Eat a motherfucking dick
You're a motherfucking titty-sucking two-ball bitch
With a popcorn pussy and a full-on dick
Style Boyz in the house and we gives a fuck
So rip out your nuts and shut the fuck up