How as kids we got by
Like christmas time in our house
We couldn't even afford a fire
But we made do in our house
Back then when I was young
Dad used to suck a peppermint
And we'd all sit round his tongue
We couldn't afford no tinsel
On our christmas tree
So we'd just wheel old grandad in
And make the old c*** sneeze... Atchoo
Wheel him round the other side granny... Atchoo
Well things change so bloody fast
I got children now of me own
Now I heard 'em unwrap their presents
Last night when I got home
Santa claus you c***
Where's my fucking bike
I've unwrapped all this other junk
There's nothing what I like
I've wrote you a letter
And I've come to see you twice
You geriatric wanker
Where's my fucking bike
If I wanted a pair of fucking shoes
I would've fucking asked
This cowboy suit and ping-pong set
You can stick right up your arse
You went and mucked my order up
It's enough to make you spew
It's not just me that's pissed off
My sister's cheesed off too
Santa claus you c***
Where's my fucking pram
You promised me you fucking c***
You know who I am
Cause I'm the little girl
You made sit right on your hand
Never mind your ho ho ho
Where's my fucking pram
Next time I go to see him
I'm gonna punch him in the guts
Set his fucking reindeer loose
Kick rudolf in the nuts
Just you wait til next year
'Til we get to that store
A mate of my little sister
'll come stomping through that door
Hey mums and dads just check his breath
And watch his bloodshot eyes
Don't listen to him boys and girls
Cause he tells fucking lies
He's a pisstake and a pervert
He's not even fucking bright
Cause that fucking wanker
Forgot my fucking bike
Hey santa claus you c***
Where's my fucking bike
I've unwrapped all this other junk
There's nothing what I like
I wrote you a fucking letter
And I came to see you twice
You geriatric wanker
Forgot my fucking bike
Yeah I'm gonna tell my dad on you
Fucking punch your head in.... C***
I saw mummy sucking santa
Quite often I get a thinking How as kids we got by Like christmas time in our house We couldn't even afford a fire But we made do in our house Back then when I was young Dad used to suck a peppermint And we'd all sit round his tongue We couldn't afford no tinsel On our christmas tree So we'd just wheel old grandad in And make the old c*** sneeze... Atchoo Wheel him round the other side granny... Atchoo Well things change so bloody fast I got children now of me own Now I heard 'em unwrap their presents Last night when I got home Santa claus you c*** Where's my fucking bike I've unwrapped all this other junk There's nothing what I like I've wrote you a letter And I've come to see you twice You geriatric wanker Where's my fucking bike If I wanted a pair of fucking shoes I would've fucking asked This cowboy suit and ping-pong set You can stick right up your arse You went and mucked my order up It's enough to make you spew It's not just me that's pissed off My sister's cheesed off too Santa claus you c*** Where's my fucking pram You promised me you fucking c*** You know who I am Cause I'm the little girl You made sit right on your hand Never mind your ho ho ho Where's my fucking pram Next time I go to see him I'm gonna punch him in the guts Set his fucking reindeer loose Kick rudolf in the nuts Just you wait til next year 'Til we get to that store A mate of my little sister 'll come stomping through that door Hey mums and dads just check his breath And watch his bloodshot eyes Don't listen to him boys and girls Cause he tells fucking lies He's a pisstake and a pervert He's not even fucking bright Cause that fucking wanker Forgot my fucking bike Hey santa claus you c*** Where's my fucking bike I've unwrapped all this other junk There's nothing what I like I wrote you a fucking letter And I came to see you twice You geriatric wanker Forgot my fucking bike Yeah I'm gonna tell my dad on you Fucking punch your head in.... C*** I saw mummy sucking santa Explain Request ×
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