We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lay around
And if you ask us to do anything
Well just tell you we don't do anything
But I've never been to Cleveland
And I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And I've never been to Moscow
And I've never been to Tampa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lay around
And if you ask us to do anything
Well just tell you we don't do anything
And I've never hoist the main sail
And I've never swabbed the poop deck
And I've never veer to starboard
Cause I never sail at all
And I've never walked the gangplank
And I've never owned a parrot
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
Cause were the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lay around
And if you ask us to do anything
Well just tell you we don't do anything
Well I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes
Up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
And I've never licked a spark plug
And I've never sniffed a stinkbug
And I've never painted daises
On a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurt
And I don't look good in leggings
And We've never been to Boston in the fall!
Arr, arr, arr, arr We are the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lay around And if you ask us to do anything Well just tell you we don't do anything But I've never been to Cleveland And I've never been to Denver And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul And I've never been to Moscow And I've never been to Tampa And I've never been to Boston in the fall We are the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lay around And if you ask us to do anything Well just tell you we don't do anything And I've never hoist the main sail And I've never swabbed the poop deck And I've never veer to starboard Cause I never sail at all And I've never walked the gangplank And I've never owned a parrot And I've never been to Boston in the fall Cause were the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lay around And if you ask us to do anything Well just tell you we don't do anything Well I've never plucked a rooster And I'm not too good at ping pong And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes Up against the wall And I've never kissed a chipmunk And I've never gotten head lice And I've never been to Boston in the fall And I've never licked a spark plug And I've never sniffed a stinkbug And I've never painted daises On a big red rubber ball And I've never bathed in yogurt And I don't look good in leggings And We've never been to Boston in the fall! Explain Request ×
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