Ryan Oakes – Crazy Girlfriend lyrics

[Verse 1: Ryan Oakes]
Waking up everyday in a cold sweat
Five missed calls, twenty missed texts
Girl going off how 'bout how I'm with my ex
When I be only one who sleeping up on my bed
Goddamn
I can never catch a break from these insecure girls
Questioning my faith
Girl I treat you good
And my morals straight
But you stuck in my shit and you sit and wait
For just one little mistake and I hate it
And it's even worse when you wasted
Passing out away
You were awake and
Stressing over tension you created
No logic, no reason
No girls up in my region
But every day you cryin' and pleadin' askin' me
"Ryan, why are you cheatin'?"
I'm not
Get that shit outta your head
You claim that I'm ripping your heart into shreds
And suddenly you wanted us to be wed
So picked up my shit and got up and left
Well then you started chasing
And then I tried escaping
You caught me threw me down
Tied me up and got the tape, and
I swear I started shaking
Unsure on what my fate is
You told me I could never leave
And now you got me saying

[Chorus: Ryan Oakes]
Every time I finally think I found myself a lady
She seem perfect to me first but then she end up being crazy
Man I'm talking about Nikki, Sarah, Collie, Becky, Katie
Tryna trick me into pregnancy and getting married daily
Only every time I think I finally found myself a lady
She seem perfect to me first but then she end up being crazy
I'm talking about Mary, Carrie, Kara, Kat, and Kaley
Skipping out on taking pills so they can try to have my babies

[Break 1: Voicemail]
Are you kidding me Ryan? Stop ignoring my calls. Cause I know you're with that slut. Don't fucking hit me up when I'm asleep you have been drinking-

[Verse 2: Ryan Oakes]
I'm looking for out's I can take a leave
I'm tired of fakeness and being deceived
You always got something you got up your sleeve
You're pulling some shit that I couldn't believe
Goddamn
Glad I got out of that
But you texting me saying, "Take me back."
I'm ignoring that and all the texts
Cause you always seem to find me wherever I'm at
It's crazy, just like you
I was loyal, that's the truth
You can't fathom that cause why have one when I could have me two
I knew eventually you'd find me
Said put the past behind me
Well I could see the final moments of my life or want 'em
Bounded me down to that bed
Screaming, "Let me be your lady!"
While I'm screaming, "Why the fuck does every girl that I date go crazy?"
Homie

[Chours: Ryan Oakes]
Every time I finally think I found myself a lady
She seem perfect to me first but then she end up being crazy
Man I'm talking about Nikki, Sarah, Collie, Becky, Katie
Tryna trick me into pregnancy and getting married daily
Only every time I think I finally found myself a lady
She seem perfect to me first but then she end up being crazy
I'm talking about Mary, Carrie, Kara, Kat, and Kaley
Skipping out on taking pills so they can try to have my babies

[Break 2: Voicemail]
Don't fucking hit me up when I'm asleep you have been drinking. And you miss how I can make you feel because I know she won't even come close-