Songdrops – Dumb Jokes lyrics

Every one of these jokes is better than the next.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Two hats were on a hat rack. One said, "You hang here I'll go on a head."
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A bug splatted onto my windshield yesterday. It'll never have the guts to do that again.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? "Do you smell carrots?".
Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff. Badoom Tsshh!

Dumb jokes.
(Ooh, ooh, bum bum bum bum)
Dumb jokes.
(Ooh, ooh, bum bum bum bum)

I broke my pencil this morning. I tried to use it anyway, but it was pointless.
When's a good time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
What did the zero say to the number eight? "Hey! Nice belt!"
Why does this coffee taste like mud? Oh yeah, it's fresh ground.
I was digging three deep holes in my backyard. My mom came home and said, "Well well well".
Where do generals keep their armies? In their sleevies.
What did the snail say when it rode on the turtle's back? "Weeee!"

Dumb jokes.
(Ooh, ooh, bum bum bum bum)
Dumb jokes.
(Ooh, ooh, bum bum bum bum)

Why is it hard to starve in the desert? Because of the "sand which is" there.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Don't ever leave alphabet soup on the stove. It could spell disaster.
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny burps.
There's three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
Knock knock. Interrupting cow. MOO!!

Dumb jokes.
(Ooh, ooh, bum bum bum bum)
Dumb jokes.
(Ooh, ooh, bum bum bum bum)
Dumb jokes.
(Ooh, ooh, bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum)