Songdrops – I've Got Issues With Your Tissues lyrics

I've got issues,
With your tissues,
How you throw them on the floor.
I've got issues,
With your tissues.
Please don't do that anymore.

I've got issues,
With your tissues.
That's not what a floor is for.
If you don't take heed,
Then I might need,
To stick them on your door.

I've got issues,
With your tissues,
And I wanted you to know,
I've got issues,
With your tissues.
You should put them where they go.

I've got issues,
With your tissues,
So the next time that you blow,
Would it be a crime,
To take the time,
To make sure they don't show?

Everybody now and then needs to clean their nose,
But there's really just one place where that grossness goes.

I've got issues,
With your tissues,
I'm sorry to repeat.
I've got issues,
With your tissues,
When they meet my naked feet.

I've got issues,
With your tissues,
When they're crumpled where I eat.
To find them there,
Or anywhere,
Is not much of a treat.

I've got issues,
With your tissues.
I'm sorry to complain.
I've got issues,
With your tissues.
Yes, they're really quite a pain.

I've got issues,
With your tissues.
Is it really such a strain,
To do you're best,
With my request?
You're driving me insane!

Everybody now and then needs to clean their nose,
But there's really just one place where that grossness goes,
And that place is not between my toes!

I've got issues,
With your tissues,
How you throw them on the floor.
I've got issues,
With your tissues.
Please don't do that anymore.

I've got issues,
With your tissues.
That's not what a floor is for.
If you don't take heed,
Then I might need,
To stick them on your door.
If you don't take heed,
Then I might need,
To stick them on your door.