Stormzy – Vossi Bop lyrics

[Intro]
Merky-ky-ky-ky

[Chorus]
My bruddas don't die, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off
My bruddas don't die, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off

[Verse 1]
You ain't got a clue, let's be honest
I had a couple seeds, I made a forest
I put in the work and take the profit
Lookin' at my girl like "What a goddess" (Thank God)
Rule number two, don't make the promise
If you can't keep the deal then just be honest
I could never die, I'm Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris)
Fuck the government and fuck Boris (Yeah)
I'm a villain, killin' when I'm barrin'
Brothers in the hood just like the movie that I star in
Servicin' my whip, I phoned the boss to bring my car in
I could probably take your chick, but I just wouldn't 'cause she's jarrin', oh
I got the sauce, don't know what you thought
Catch me up in [?] in my sliders and my shorts
Chicks tryna get my brother Flipz to share his thoughts
I think he's tryna tell me I should tell her he don't talk
I don't fuck with her
Yeah, I used to hit it but you're stuck with her
Man, I wouldn't even try my luck with her
Gyal say I'm bougie (Word) Way too exclusive (Word)
Chillin' in Dubai know I get it all inclusive
Now may I ask if you can find it in your spirit
To leave us alone and go and mind your fuckin' business
Lookin' in the mirror sayin', "Mikey, you're the illest"
When I'm James Bond, tryna live my movie like I'm Idris
So we telling 'em look

[Chorus]
My bruddas don't die, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off
My bruddas don't die, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off

[Verse 2]
My bruddas don't die, we just Vossi bop
So much Vossi I might open up a Vossi shop
Mummy sayin' that I need to get some sleep
All this flyin' overseas is always fuckin' up my body clock
And all this stress has got me wrackin' at my brain (Ay ay)
So tell these little fishes back up off my name (Ay ay)
I ain't gotta be a rapper with a chain
'Cause the rules are kinda different when you're baddin' up the game
Baddin' up the game, bad it up again (Yeah)
Had 'em up before, have 'em up again (Yeah)
Fake brothers, man, your mandem gon' pretend (Yeah)
Pussy by himself, he's battlin' with his friends
Aww, you man are so insecure, man it's a joke (Man it's a joke)
I need a girl in Dior 'cause I'm the GOAT (Still the GOAT)
If you believe in your source then raise a toast (Raise a toast)
These are some genius thoughts so make the most
Told her "Save me some"
I need all the homage, could you pay me some
Man a droppin' bangers on your baby mums
Gyals say I'm rude, they wanna see me nude
My name stiff chocolate, I got nothing left to prove
I got hoes in my lapel, rubbin' shoulders with your girl
Which one of [?] said I'ma go to jail?
Well, I guess you have to hold a L
Tell 'em "This is London city, we the hottest in the world"
What we tellin' em, look

[Chorus]
My bruddas don't die, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off
My bruddas don't die, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ayy