"Papa did you see me hit a home run last night
I lit the stadium on fire
I was Oakland’s pride"
"Daddy, did you see me?
Look what I can do, yeah"
"Daddy, do you hear me crying?
Crying
Daddy, can you see I’m dying?
Dying
Oh, Dad
Tell ‘em José"
[Andy]
"Ever since little league
Middle school, middle league
Always played technically
Perfect like a symphony, little me
Got much bigger, faster, stronger, Dad
Hit it so long
But you always want it longer Dad"
"But therapy’s for losers"
*whispered* "Little boy"
"Therapy’s for losers"
[Akiva]
"Buy all my steroids in bulk"
[Andy]
"Costco"
[Akiva]
"Wanna get big as the hulk"
[Andy]
"Hogan"
[Akiva]
"Stronger than wolverine teeth"
[Andy]
"Logan"
[Akiva]
"Answer to, ‘where’s the beef’"
[Andy]
"Slogan"
[Andy]
"First, I put on my jock
Then both of my socks
Parachute hammer pants and my Reeboks
Hot tub inside a limousine at Chuck E Cheese
Dad, look at me"
[Reporter, spoken]
"José, heard you went on a pretty hot date the other night. Care to tell us about it?"
[Andy, spoken]
"Hey, come on. You guys know I don’t kiss and tell."
[Andy, singing]
"Oh, I went on a date with Madonna
She said that she wanted Cuban babies
She seemed like a smart business lady
But I didn’t find her physically attractive"
[Akiva]
"I went on a date with my mama
Took her out for all-you-can-eat shrimp
She said she was proud of her baby
That’s me
So, I guess we both had a wild week"
[Andy]
"Therapy’s for losers
Dad said
Therapy’s for losers
Keep your mouth shut"
[Akiva]
"No snitchin’"
[Andy]
"About the steroids"
[Akiva]
"No snitchin’"
[Andy]
"About the steroids"
[Akiva]
"About the steroids"
[Both]
"About the steroids
About the steroids"
[Akiva]
"Don’t fuck up a good thing while you got it"
[Akiva] "Papa did you see me hit a home run last night I lit the stadium on fire I was Oakland’s pride" "Daddy, did you see me? Look what I can do, yeah" "Daddy, do you hear me crying? Crying Daddy, can you see I’m dying? Dying Oh, Dad Tell ‘em José" [Andy] "Ever since little league Middle school, middle league Always played technically Perfect like a symphony, little me Got much bigger, faster, stronger, Dad Hit it so long But you always want it longer Dad" "But therapy’s for losers" *whispered* "Little boy" "Therapy’s for losers" [Akiva] "Buy all my steroids in bulk" [Andy] "Costco" [Akiva] "Wanna get big as the hulk" [Andy] "Hogan" [Akiva] "Stronger than wolverine teeth" [Andy] "Logan" [Akiva] "Answer to, ‘where’s the beef’" [Andy] "Slogan" [Andy] "First, I put on my jock Then both of my socks Parachute hammer pants and my Reeboks Hot tub inside a limousine at Chuck E Cheese Dad, look at me" [Reporter, spoken] "José, heard you went on a pretty hot date the other night. Care to tell us about it?" [Andy, spoken] "Hey, come on. You guys know I don’t kiss and tell." [Andy, singing] "Oh, I went on a date with Madonna She said that she wanted Cuban babies She seemed like a smart business lady But I didn’t find her physically attractive" [Akiva] "I went on a date with my mama Took her out for all-you-can-eat shrimp She said she was proud of her baby That’s me So, I guess we both had a wild week" [Andy] "Therapy’s for losers Dad said Therapy’s for losers Keep your mouth shut" [Akiva] "No snitchin’" [Andy] "About the steroids" [Akiva] "No snitchin’" [Andy] "About the steroids" [Akiva] "About the steroids" [Both] "About the steroids About the steroids" [Akiva] "Don’t fuck up a good thing while you got it" Explain Request ×
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