Awww :( that is ever so disappointing. Oh well, I shall have to content myself with fondling your voluptuous chestnut tail. Stroking your flank. Massaging your loins. But beware. If you ever dare deny my horseplay again. The saddle shall be the least of your worries!
Oh Charlie. As you nuzzle me with your muzzle, I realise that the only place that will ever truly be my home, is that special area between your hocks *waggles eyebrows*.