I disagree I think this song is about a guy with really heavy hand that puts on a glove of virtue and tickles young mens armpit hair. Then he puts small buildings up his buttock and summons Steven Q. Urkel and they kick carl in the sack because the "bigger they are the harder they fall" then they put the turtle and hare in harriets underwear as a joke, but laura and eddy get upset because Barak obama looks like a dehydrated raisin.