Convoluted, my foot. They're living separate like that, and then they start singing about the reasons why corporations are secretly glad that divorce rates are increasing. which is already kinda evil in its own convoluted way. Funny how a kid's cartoon can delve into deeper aspects of society like no other kind of show. There's this other song Doofenshmirtz sings about how all our relationships with one another and society in general are all based upon lies, big and small: "People say that it's all right They're only trying to be polite But even though they're little and white, they're lies!..." It's an exaggeration to be sure, but it still makes you think about life a bit.

Song is about the ex-drummer from an old band called "Love-Handel". It begins with him working in a library, stamping the insides of newly returned books. The stamping is done at a steady pace, like a heartbeat or a drummer keeping time. He's tapping a pencil and a ruler for most of the song in a really complex, catchy rhythm. Song starts simple and relatively low-key, ends up with him shouting at the top of his lungs, doing a drum solo.

There're extra verses in the credits... If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants! There's something in my trousers, you know it ain't ants! S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants! Yeah, proletariat and Bourgeoisie! Baby you don't need an academic degree! Everybody smellin' my potpourri! S to the I to the M to the P! Step right over and watch me put it down! (Squirrels! Squirrels!) Step right over and watch me put it down Down on the ground! Cause you know I've got it goin' on! S to the I to the M to the P! S to the I to the M to the P! If your pockets are empty get a cash advance! S to the I to the M to the P! (Squirrels! Squirrels!) If you're losing your hair get yourself implants! If you're wrestling a bear then you ain't got a chance! Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants! Ain't about love! Ain't about romance! Just got squirrels in my pants!