The Investigation: Not too long ago, I took it upon myself to head up an investigation one night. My mission: find the most beautiful baby in the whole downtown corem discover her secret and explain the romours that say, "I bet you won't find just one!" It was Saturday, Valentines Day, the city was jumping, girls everywhere! Disguised as a gentlemen, my my mission lead me to a bar where I discover the first of my subjects: her eyes, her lips, her cheeks, shape; designed by beauties own hand. By desire itself in waiting. Floating across the floor on a pare of the most beautiful legs I've ever seen, she intercepted my unquestionable stare, and headed in direction, with a smile. Her complete existence smiled at me. I became tense, I admit. My DowJones went up 32, 24. 69. I knew she had what I wanted. When the song ended, five guys rushed up to her with their fist filled with flowers, their tongues flapped feverishly fast for fellows on fine taste, but I pulled closer and asked: "Who is the most beautiful baby out here?" he looked into my and replied, "She could be anywhere, I'm only a 10." The Investigation continues! If you missed it (It;s All About Mans Best Friend) Woman.