The author of the lyrics has successfully fooled you all. The whole song is a hidden joke, sometimes full of innuendo, sometimes quite explicit in nature. He uses euphemisms and double meanings to play with words and make us think that the main character of the song is in fact infatuated with a webcam stripper model. There is evidence to prove this theory all through the lyrics. For instance “she is always in my corner right there when I want her”. Who in his right mind would say such a thing of a genuine flesh and blood girlfriend? The author implies that she lives inside his computer, and he switches her on and off depending on his needs. Another line of the chorus says “I think I found myself a cheerleader”. He does not talk about a girlfriend, or even just a girl but a “cheerleader”, almost an object. Do not forget cheerleaders are common in webcam p*** sites. Models in such sites do whatever you ask them (for money), sometimes things that your real girlfriend would never do, hence the line “she grants my wishes like a genie in a bottle”. And what about the line “I'm the wizard of love and I got the magic wand”? Say no more… The girl asks “Do you need me, do you think I'm pretty?” Not a common question from a girlfriend, unless the girlfriend is shallow and dumb (like website models pretend to be). Then she asks “Do you feel like cheating?” Yeah like a normal girlfriend would ask such a thing. Webcam models do not want you to go and click on another model cam show so they will try to make it look like “cheating”. The answer is hilarious “No, not really” Now this is a man with a true commitment! Lol. “Other girls are tempting” obviously talks about the homepage of those sites where hundreds of girls are trying to get your attention for you to click on them. “I'm empty when you're gone” needs no further explanation. Finally there is a line that says “you are the only girl for me I don't need the next one”, which is an obvious reference to Tinder or Omegle where you switch from girl to girl clicking on the “Next” button. In any case, who would use this line talking about a real girlfriend? A “next one” implies a long list of girls waiting for you and you switching from one to the other. In any case, the joke is revealed in the last sentence, when he says “Mama loves you too” and “all that’s left to do is for me to pop the question”. All was a big joke and he was playing with us! The girl is real, phew… Good job omi. Nicely done.