Oh my goodness, Becky, look at her Bible
It is so huge
She looks like one of those preacher guys girlfriends
But... You know... Who understands those preacher boys
They only talk to her because she looks like Mother Teresa, ok?
I mean her Bible... It's just so big
I can't believe it's so huge
Uggh! It gross!
Look, she's just so... Righteous
Verse 1
I like big Bibles and I can not lie
You Christian brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a kjv
And a book mark in Proverbs
You get stoked
Got her name engraved
So you know that girl is saved
It looks like one of those large ones
With plenty o' space in the margins
Oh baby, I wanna read witcha
Cause your Bible's got pictures
My minister tried to console me
But that Book you got makes ("M-m-me so holy")
Ooh, momma-mia
You say you want koinonia
Well, bless me, bless me
And teach me about John Wesley
I saw her praying while I was djing
She got grace... Pretty face
She ain't goin' down to the bad place
I'm tired of heathen guys
Sayin' they like pocket-size
Ask the average Christian to take a look
She's gotta pack much Book
So... Fellas (Yeah), fellas (Yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the Book (Oh yeah!)
Well, read it (Read it!), read it (Read it!), read that Holy Book
Baby got Book
Chorus
(Niv with a ribbon bookmark)
Baby got Book
(Niv with a ribbon bookmark)
Verse 2
I like 'em leather and bound
It's 50 pounds
I just can't understand
How it is, some weenie
Wants the Bible on cd
She wanna get you saved
Amen! Double up! A-men!
I ain't talkin' about a paraphrase
Cuz Paul wouldn't use those anyways
Like 'em real thick and red-letteredyou can't find nothin' bettersouthpaw's in love
Bibles that big are unheard of
So I'm sittin' here thinkin' "What if...
I find me a girl that shows midriff? "
You can have those bimbos
I'll keep those chick that do devos
A word to the Christian sistas
I can't resist yai'll do God's time witcha
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna pray
Til the break of day
Baby, got it goin' on
Like the wife in Pro-verbs 31
We just might get engaged
When we finish reading this page
Cuz it's worn and it's torn
And I know this girl's reborn
So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna save people from Hades (yeah) Then read it... 'til the pages fall out
Even white preachers got to shout
Baby got Book
(Thompson Chain with big red letters)
Baby got Book
Yeah baby
When it comes to a good book
Stephen King's resume just can't compare
39 + 27 = 66 books
And if you're Catholic... There's even more
So your girlfriend quotes Bill Hybels
But does she got a big Bible?
Cuz that little things she's got won't start a revival
My Bible study don't want none, Unless you got Book, Hon
... You can read Clancy or Grisham
But please don't loose this Book
Some brothers wanna play that hard hard role
And tell you that Book's too old
So they toss it and burn it
And I pull up quick to just learn it
So your girl likes paperback? Well I ain't down with that
Cuz my girlfriend's hot her Bible's rockin'
And she's got good doctrine
To the atheist chicks who try to this
You ain't it Miss Priss
Give me a Christian, I'm insistin'
And I'll greet her with some holy kissin'
Some pervert tried to chase But he didn't make it past first base
She's quick to resist temptation
And she loves a new translation
So ladies who were lost and found
If you want the triple-six thrown down
Dial 1-800-reads-a-lot
And teach me about those Psalms
Baby got Book
(Niv with a ribbon bookmark)
Baby got Book
(Thompson Chain with big red letters)
Bible college knowledge but she still got Book (4 Xs)
Intro Oh my goodness, Becky, look at her Bible It is so huge She looks like one of those preacher guys girlfriends But... You know... Who understands those preacher boys They only talk to her because she looks like Mother Teresa, ok? I mean her Bible... It's just so big I can't believe it's so huge Uggh! It gross! Look, she's just so... Righteous Verse 1 I like big Bibles and I can not lie You Christian brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with a kjv And a book mark in Proverbs You get stoked Got her name engraved So you know that girl is saved It looks like one of those large ones With plenty o' space in the margins Oh baby, I wanna read witcha Cause your Bible's got pictures My minister tried to console me But that Book you got makes ("M-m-me so holy") Ooh, momma-mia You say you want koinonia Well, bless me, bless me And teach me about John Wesley I saw her praying while I was djing She got grace... Pretty face She ain't goin' down to the bad place I'm tired of heathen guys Sayin' they like pocket-size Ask the average Christian to take a look She's gotta pack much Book So... Fellas (Yeah), fellas (Yeah) Has your girlfriend got the Book (Oh yeah!) Well, read it (Read it!), read it (Read it!), read that Holy Book Baby got Book Chorus (Niv with a ribbon bookmark) Baby got Book (Niv with a ribbon bookmark) Verse 2 I like 'em leather and bound It's 50 pounds I just can't understand How it is, some weenie Wants the Bible on cd She wanna get you saved Amen! Double up! A-men! I ain't talkin' about a paraphrase Cuz Paul wouldn't use those anyways Like 'em real thick and red-letteredyou can't find nothin' bettersouthpaw's in love Bibles that big are unheard of So I'm sittin' here thinkin' "What if... I find me a girl that shows midriff? " You can have those bimbos I'll keep those chick that do devos A word to the Christian sistas I can't resist yai'll do God's time witcha But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna pray Til the break of day Baby, got it goin' on Like the wife in Pro-verbs 31 We just might get engaged When we finish reading this page Cuz it's worn and it's torn And I know this girl's reborn So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah) Do you wanna save people from Hades (yeah) Then read it... 'til the pages fall out Even white preachers got to shout Baby got Book (Thompson Chain with big red letters) Baby got Book Yeah baby When it comes to a good book Stephen King's resume just can't compare 39 + 27 = 66 books And if you're Catholic... There's even more So your girlfriend quotes Bill Hybels But does she got a big Bible? Cuz that little things she's got won't start a revival My Bible study don't want none, Unless you got Book, Hon ... You can read Clancy or Grisham But please don't loose this Book Some brothers wanna play that hard hard role And tell you that Book's too old So they toss it and burn it And I pull up quick to just learn it So your girl likes paperback? Well I ain't down with that Cuz my girlfriend's hot her Bible's rockin' And she's got good doctrine To the atheist chicks who try to this You ain't it Miss Priss Give me a Christian, I'm insistin' And I'll greet her with some holy kissin' Some pervert tried to chase But he didn't make it past first base She's quick to resist temptation And she loves a new translation So ladies who were lost and found If you want the triple-six thrown down Dial 1-800-reads-a-lot And teach me about those Psalms Baby got Book (Niv with a ribbon bookmark) Baby got Book (Thompson Chain with big red letters) Bible college knowledge but she still got Book (4 Xs) Explain Request ×
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