Brian Hull – Be Prepared Parody lyrics

I never thought Beagle Boys essential.
They're crude and unspeakably plain,
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential,
If aligned to my vision and brain.

I know that you're powers of retention,
Are as wet as Pluto's backside,
But thick as you are, pay attention!
My words are a matter of pride.

It's clear from your vacant expressions,
The lights are not all on upstairs,
But we're talking kings and successions!
Even you can't be caught unawares!

So prepare for the chance of a lifetime.
Be prepared for sensational news.
A shining new era,
Is tiptoeing nearer.
So where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher!
I know it sounds sordid,
But you'll be rewarded,
When at last I am given my dues,
And injustice deliciously squared.
Be prepared!

(Yeah, 'be prepared'. We'll be prepared. Uh, for what?)
(For the disappearance of Princess Minnie!)
(Is she going on vacation?)
(No, fool, we're gonna kidnap her! And Daisy too.)
(Great idea? Who needs a princess?)
(No princess, no princess, la la la la la la!)
(You idiots! There will be a princess!)
(A princess?)
(A king! Stick with me and I won't clobber you in the face with my fist!)
(Yay, all right, long live Captain Pete...) (All right! Long live Captain Pete, yah!)
(He doesn't pay us enough for this.)

It's great that we'll soon be connected,
With a king who'll be all-time adored.
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected,
To take certain duties on board.

The future is littered with prizes,
And though I'm the main addressee,
The point that I must emphasise is,
You won't get a sniff without me!

So prepare for the coup of the century!
Be prepared for the murkiest scam!
Meticulous planning,
Tenacity spanning,
Decades of denial,
Is simply why I'll,
Be king undisputed,
Respected, saluted,
And seen for the wonder I am!

We won't rest 'til Princess Minnie's ensnared!
Be prepared!
We won't rest 'til Princess Minnie's ensnared!
Be prepared!