Buffering The Vampire Slayer – Reptile Boy lyrics

[Verse 1]
Things are just extra hard this week
Angel’s mixed messages and Giles' laying into me
Feeling like I can barely breath
Just need to get away and blow off some slayer steam

[Pre-Chorus]
Cordelia has a plan tonight
She’s got one car and two invites
Choose not to care and so I’ll lie
To Giles, fuck it

[Chorus]
All I wanted was a normal night up at this dang frat party
What I got was a heaping scoop of the demon lizard patriarchy
All I wanted was a normal night up at this dang frat party!
What I got was a heaping scoop of the demon lizard patriarchy

[Verse 2]
Don’t know how I’m supposed to be
These guys are playing the part of assholes masterfully
Tom seemed like he was the nice one
Until I woke up in the basement all chained up

[Pre-Chorus]
Cordelia isn’t helpful but
She’s great at talking through crisis
Chains off I’ll tear this snake right up
Uh huh, fuck it

[Chorus]
All I wanted was a normal night up at this dang frat party
What I got was a heaping scoop of the demon lizard patriarchy
All I wanted was a normal night up at this dang frat party!
What I got was a heaping scoop of the demon lizard patriarchy

[Bridge]
So dudes, listen up:
Don’t chain us up
Metaphorically or literally
To make gains financially
Cause if you do
We’ll come for you
One thing I’ll say
Is you might not see us till it’s too late!
Fuck it

[Chorus]
All I wanted was a normal night up at this dang frat party
What I got was a heaping scoop of the demon lizard patriarchy
All I wanted was a normal night up at this dang frat party!
What I got was a heaping scoop of the demon lizard patriarchy