Buffering The Vampire Slayer – Some Assembly Required lyrics

[Verse 1]
What's up with this grave? You know yesterday
It had a girl in it but now she's away
They're using her parts and other girls' parts
Could this get more disgusting? Augh, Cordelia found parts

[Chorus]
When Daryl was in high school he played football
Till he fell from some rocks and died
Then his science nerd brother brought him back to life
Now he's looking for a zombie bride!
Yeah

[Verse 2]
Eric's a dick, these dudes are so sick
They just need a head to finish and Cordelia’s their pick
So during the game they whisked her away
The abandoned science building will soon be in flames

[Chorus]
When Daryl was in high school he played football
Till he fell from some rocks and died
Then his science nerd brother brought him back to life
So he's looking for a zombie bride!

[Bridge]
One nice thing that happened today:
Giles and Jenny Calendar went on a date
Hope they do it again, well you know what they say--
Librarians and techno pagans always find a waaaaaay

[Chorus]
When Daryl was in high school he played football
Till he fell from some rocks and died
Then his science nerd brother brought him back to life
But he'll never have a zombie bride!
And Cordelia's still alive!