Jake G. – Bohemian Craftsody lyrics

Is this the real mine?
Is  this fire aspect iii?
Caught  in a mineshaft
No escape from the zombies
Open your chest
Pick  up pickaxe and mine

I'm  just a poor noob, I have no diamonds
Because I'm easy craft, easy mine
Build  it high, build it low
Anyway the water flows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Alex, just killed a mob
Put a bow against his head
Pulled  my string, and now he's dead
Alex, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it in lava

Alex, oh oh
Didn't mean to make you die
If I'm not in the mine this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if Minecraft doesn’t matter

Too late, the mobs have come
Send creepers down my mine
Sword is breaking all the time
Goodbye everybody I've got to leave
Gotta leave you in the mine and go to school

Alex, oh oh (anyway the water flows)
I don't want to die
Sometimes wish I'd never have joined at all

I see a little username of a player
Microsoft, Microsoft will you do the new update
Thunderbolt charged creeper very very frightening me

Notch sold Minecraft, Notch sold Minecraft, Notch sold Minecraft, Notch sold Minecraft, Notch sold Minecraft, to Microsoft, Microsoft

I'm just a poor noob and nobody helps me
He's just a poor noob from a poor server
Spare him his life from this mobstrosity

Easy craft easy mine will you let me mine
The dungeon, we will not let you mine, let him mine
The dungeon, we will not let you mine, let him mine
The dungeon, we will not let you mine, let me mine
(Will not let you mine) let me mine (never, never let you mine) let me mine (never let me mine)
Oh oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama Alex, mama Alex, mama Alex let me mine
Chainmail armor has Minecraft put aside for me for me for me

So you think you can kill me and steal my mine
So you think you can take ore and leave me to die
Oh Steve can't do this to me Steve
Just gotta leave, just gotta leave this server

Oh oh oh yeah, oh oh yeah

Minecraft doesn’t matter
Anyone can see
Minecraft doesn’t matter
Minecraft doesn’t matter to me

Anyway the water flows