Jakey – Overwatch // RAP REVIEW lyrics

[Intro]
When I first played overwatch
My impression was less then great
(Jakey why?)
Because my game would crash-...
Bandicoot before I even got to play
(oh man)
I was about to hit my pillow (ah)
Then my brother Isaac got on Ventrilo
He said: Jakey Jakey just update your drivers
So I did

[Verse]
Now I'm running on the walls
Now I'm throwing ninja stars
Now I'm running people over with a man Reinhardt
Now I snipe dudes with this little cutie Widowmaker 'cause she has...
Great personality

Tracer flashed passed
Just see if you can catch me
Marty McFLy mode back to the past me

I killed enough people to get my-
Also Imma shoot a dragon 'cause my name is Hanzo


So many boys
So many girls
So many maps taking place over the world
Oh you like teamwork?
Oh you like payloads?
How about a German girls dressed like an angel

Love that angel
I love my turret too
Imma kill anyone if they ever hurt you
Turret Imma never-evah-evah-evah leave you
Turret I love you

Overwatch is like vanilla TF2
With more characters to use
With powers like Amoeba
If you get it make all your friends get it too
'Cause teamwork is vital like Halo 2 and soda

Every kill that you're gonna get feels earned
And the gameplay has depth so new players gotta learn
This ain't no Call of Duty shooter
But the game's more fun than a Razor scooter (ah)

If you're playing on PC
Then the game is just 40 dollars
But if you're playing on console
Then the game probably isn't 40 dollars
Probably more like 60
If I had to guess
(Yep it's 60)
So maybe try it before you buy it
But I got a good feeling you'll like it 'cause...


Every single match is like a game of chess
Where the players are the pieces but the pieces switch
And the maps accommododate the gameplay like butter on toast
If the toast was a gun and the butter was a ghost

My complaints are some technical issues
It'd be nice if the matchmaking let you choose what type of mode you'd wanna play
But I expect that stuff in an update

[Outro]
This is a game that was made for longevity
When the matches are Overwatch is just heavenly
I don't play many shooters but I am playing this
For my hot-boys this is as good as it gets
NakeyJakey