Judy Pancoast – Superman Can lyrics

Batman can't fly. Superman can.
Batman can't have X-ray eyes. Superman can.
Batman can't stop speeding trains. Superman can.
Batman can't kiss Lois Lane. Superman can.
Ask anyone, they'll tell you that it's true.
Batman can't do what Superman can do.

Frozen in an iceberg floating on the arctic sea.
Which superhero's gonna come along and set you free?
Superman's heat vision gonna make that iceberg melt,
While Batman's still fumbling, trying to get into his utility belt.

Batman can't have super speed. Superman can.
Batman can't stop a stampede. Superman can.
Batman can't travel through time. Superman can.
Batman can't fight super-crime. Superman can.
Ask anyone, they'll tell you that it's true.
Batman can't do what Superman can do. Ba da da!

Batman needs Robin; he can't fight crime alone!
Superman don't need a bird to help him in the danger zone!
There's a good reason why the call the boy the Man of Steel!
Superman's the greatest hero ever, let's get real! (Let's get real!)

Batman can't---(*interruption*)

Superman can't do gymnastics. Spider-Man can.
Superman can't be fantastic. Spider-Man can.
As for kissing Lois Lane, Spider-Man doesn't want to,
'Cause he can kiss Mary Jane, Spider-Man can.
Ask all kids like me, then ask all the rest.
Everyone will tell you that Spider-Man's the best!

(Spider-Man can!)