Kevin And The Bikes – Burdy Dorky lyrics

What’s with these dumb dorks dissing my bike?
Why do they gotta suck?
What did we ever do to these dorks
That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo, but I have jawbreakers
Woo-hoo, and you know they’re mine
Woo-hoo, and that’s for all of time

Woo-ee-ooh I look just like my bicycle
Oh oh, and you’re Tommy 2x4
I don’t care what they say about us anyway
I don’t care about that

Don’t you ever fear, I am near
I know that you need bike
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are shit
You need a bicycle

Woo-hoo, and I have jawbreakers
Woo-hoo, and you know they’re mine
Woo-hoo, and that’s for all of time

Woo-ee-ooh I look just like my bicycle
Oh oh, and you’re Tommy 2x4
I don’t care what they say about us anyway
I don’t care about that
I don’t care about that

Bike, bike, bike on the bike
Another big bike get down on the bike
Oh no, what do we bike
Don’t look now but I lost my bike
I can’t pedal and I can’t kick
What’s the matter bike are you feeling sick?
Whats-a-matter, whats-a-matter, whats-a-matter bike
What’s a matter bike are you bike aaaaaahhhh oooooooo

Ooh-eee-ooh I look just- (Wait wait wait wait)

[Guitar Riff]

Woo-ee-ooh I look just like my bicycle
Oh oh, and you’re Tommy 2x4
I don’t care what they say about us anyway
I don’t care about that
I don’t bike about that
Bike bike bicycle bike
Bike bike bicycle bike

(I hate my life)