Lil Barnacle – Porn Remix lyrics

[Intro: Lil Barancle and Lil Limabean]
Like this song if you still like vaginas
I  still like vaginas!
Epstein  didn't kill himself

[Verse 1: Lil Barnacle]
Watching porn, watching porn
Blowing on my dick like a basset horn
My  dick lookin' like an ear of corn
I  sneak in her house like I'm Jason Bourne
Your bitch got 24 chromosomes
She  looks like Fred Flintstone
I fuck her, then I run, like Google Chrome
She gave me syphilis, like Al Capone
I'm back on this beat after 2 years
I  bust a nut right in her ear
I'm broke as fuck, so I shop at Sears
And rub my dick so hard, I think they're queers

[Verse 2: Lil Limabean]
Row, row, row
I'm chasing ho's with Lil Barn
We pull up, police finna sound the alarm
Ran through the cut with my boy Red Elmo
Fuck with Barn, gonna catch the [?]
Yeah, I got my tracks fixed, gotta take a dick pick
Your grandmother sees a cut, she's gonna lick, lick
A, B, C, D, E, F, Grover
He's a big blue, big nose, fat boner
Q, R, S, T, U, Vegetable
All you haters can't sit at our table

[Verse 3: Lil Barnacle]
I'm gonna shit in your mothers mouth
Then wipe my ass right on the couch
I clogged all the toilets in the house
And I pleasure my butthole with a mouse

[Chorus: Lil Barnacle]
Yeah, I still like porn
I still like porn, I still like porn
I still like porn, I still like porn
I still like porn, it still makes my dick hard
It still makes my dick hard, it still makes my dick hard