Alan G. – The Rascal Of Jefferson High lyrics

Monday morning Romeo at Jefferson High
I’m checking out the classroom for a cutie to catch my eye
Say you’re the sweetest thing that I’ve ever seen, So
Now I’m off and running with my work for the week
Five-day teenage romance, that’s my job can’t deny
I’m the rascal of Jefferson High

Wednesday morning, it’s all goin’ just like I planned
I got my little cutie near your locker, we’re holding hands
Your clueless friends ain’t suspecting my scheme
They can’t believe your boyfriend is a hotty like me
Love is in the air but I’m not here to be nice
I’m the rascal of Jefferson High

Someone’s gotta do it, rock their teenage lives
Someone’s gotta have his way with and not apologize
Someone’s gotta kiss ‘em, make out in the car
Someone’s gotta do the job of breakin’ their hearts

Everyone in school’s got a part to play
Cheerleader, football dude, the smarty pants, or rebel babe
If you’re in student council, drama club, band, Hey!
Just make sure you’re doing it the best that you can
As for me I found the role that fits me just right, Oh yeah
I’m the rascal of Jefferson High

Someone’s gotta do it, rock their teenage lives
Someone’s gotta have his way and not apologize
Someone’s gotta kiss ‘em, make out in the car
Someone’s gotta do the job of breakin’ their hearts

Friday morn the weekly story’s ready to end, I
Walk up to my cutie, tell ya that we’ll be just friends
Say it’s not working and it’s me to blame, You’ll
Never even know that every week it’s the same
Now my weekend’s free to have a real good time - uh huh
I’m the rascal of Jefferson High

On Monday morning, a new cutie I’ll find
I’m the rascal of Jefferson High, I’m the rascal of Jefferson High
It’s my job, gotta do it just right
I’m the rascal of Jefferson High
This rascal’s clockin’ out!