All Caps – World Of Warcraft Ruined My Life lyrics

Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right
I'm meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
My cell phone is ringing and it's probably my girl
I let it go to voicemail cause I've entered the World

Listen, I don't wanna nag you but
You've gotta stop playing this game
You've been walking around as that stupid cow
For the past eleven days

I'm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
We used to go out but now I'm just here waiting
He never calls back he is too busy raiding
I hate that stupid game

I don't have a problem I feel totally fine
But I've just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time
My cow might look stupid but he's an engineer
How could you not love him with all his epic gear

With level 450 cooking
And level 450 fishing

Baby I don't wanna be a pest
But you haven't showered in a week
You've been running around a made up town
For at least a thousand days

I'm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
We used to go out but now I'm just here waiting
He never calls back he is too busy raiding
I hate that stupid game

What happened to you honey
You've hit a new low
All the gold you farm in your game
Couldn't buy me a rose
But baby I am telling you
I'll quit after tonight
After tonight