Colin Scott – Happy lyrics

Well I'm trying very hard just to get back on my feet
And when I'm walking all alone and what the hell do I see
It's my former girlfriend
Well she's with some preppy piece of shit who thinks he's a man
He's got a straw in his beer he's got a spray on tan
She says, "meet my new boyfriend"
Well I close my eyes and grind my teeth and man did you smile
But only tactics such as this can only work for a while
And then she asked me how I've been

CHORUS
Well don't you know that I am happy
I'm oh so fucking happy
You were holding his hand
I jam mine down in my pants
I say, "meet my new girlfriend"
Ooooh you know I'm happy but I just need a little drink
So I can have an excuse to make a bad mistake
You know I'm happy I'm oh so happy
I know that I am drunk but I mean it when I say go to Hell
Hmm yeah

Well I told her that I couldn't tell her ass from her face
And that she must be eating well because she put on some weight
Then I knocked out her boyfriend
When the cops finally arrived they put the cuffs on my hands
I must've had a funny look because the sheriff said
Boy why are you smiling?

CHORUS
Well don't you know that I am happy
I'm oh so fucking happy
She was holding his hand
I jam mine down in my pants
I say, "see my new girlfriend"
Ooooh you know I'm happy but I just need a little drink
So I can have an excuse to make a bad mistake
You know I'm happy I'm oh so happy
I know that I am drunk but I mean it when I say go to Hell
Hmm yeah

This is an attempt to write a happy song
But as you can see something went horribly wrong
Like everything in my fucking life

Well don't you know that I am happy
I'm oh so fucking happy
She was holding his hand
I jam mine down in my pants
Well bitch see my new girlfriend
Ooooh la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la...
I'm so fucking happy
I'm so fucking happy