Enzyme Dynamite – Celebrity lyrics

I fell in love with a celebrity,
With all the fame you never noticed me.

Your such a movie star,
I think about you nightly,
And you ain't had a chance to meet a guy who might be like me,
Right now I'm 25,
You in your lower 20's,
I want to see you walk around in your bra panties,
I must admit,
It made me upset,
In Dead Man's Chest you was kissing Johnny Depp,
Knowing that it should be me,
You should be kissing me,
You made me mad now you owe me an apology,
I forgive you this time and this time only,
Next time it's over,
So what if I get lonely,
I'm down for you,
I beat up any reporter,
Who be saying that you got an eating disorder,
Where's that Vanity Fair magazine with you posing naked,
Straight to the bathroom is the place that I take it,
We're heaven-made together,
Forever you and I,
If you ever leave me,
I commit suicide.

I fell in love with a celebrity,
With all the fame you never noticed me.

I fell in love with a celebrity,
With all the fame you never noticed me.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
Tell me who is more fairer,
Than my dearest Keira,
Come on tell me mirror mirror,
Hands down,
The fliest European,
You looking right in the Pirate's of the Carribean,
Let's get it on Miss Elizabeth's one,
Tonight I'm gonna make you a brand new mom,
One night I was bored,
So I played with my sword,
While I watched you on the MTV Movie Awards,
I hear you don't date Americans,
Because you think we too arrogant,
And to your family,
That might be an embarrassment,
So would you love me if I talked with an English accent,
And was not concerned with the latest fashion,
I wrote you a rap song because you important,
Plus I think you look better than Natalie Portman,
Do you understand how much I want to give you my lovin',
So much that I just bought a ticket to London.

I fell in love with a celebrity,
With all the fame you never noticed me.

I fell in love with a celebrity,
With all the fame you never noticed me.