So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
It's all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm in every evening serving chowder and ice tea
Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com [hee haw]
I coulda seen this comin' at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant It's all because some hacker stole my identity Now I'm in every evening serving chowder and ice tea Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com [hee haw] I coulda seen this comin' at me like an atom bomb They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts Explain Request ×
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