Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss
Stewie: And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain situation!
There's no negotiation!
Peter: With the fellas at the freakin fcc!
Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups...
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!
You'll never win by messin'
Peter: With the fellas at the freakin' fcc
Peter: And if you find yourself with some you s*** thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
(Cuz you can't say penis)
Peter: So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do thier worst
Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced
Stewie: I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: They may just be neurotic
Or possible psychotic
They're the fellas at the freakin fcc!
Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss Stewie: And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain situation! There's no negotiation! Peter: With the fellas at the freakin fcc! Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups... Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops! Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson! You'll never win by messin' Peter: With the fellas at the freakin' fcc Peter: And if you find yourself with some you s*** thing You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling (Cuz you can't say penis) Peter: So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do thier worst Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced Stewie: I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first! Peter, Brian, & Stewie: They may just be neurotic Or possible psychotic They're the fellas at the freakin fcc! Explain Request ×
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