Five Star Loser – Howard Stern lyrics

You walk you talk you criticize
Swallow up all the lies
Eat up all the tales they tell
Just so you have something to sell
Take your life for what it's worth
Been killing time ever since your birth
Days before you passed the time
By living in the media's mind

Cause you wanna be
Like the people on tv
You live your life but it aint yours
You're wrong this time you'll never know
You're so afraid to take your turn
You know that you are gonna burn
Cause you wanna be
Like Howard Stern

Complain complain all you want
You haven't got a thing to flaunt
How is it that you always have the time
To phone and bitch on the call in line
Your never gonna be the king
The media will always win
You're like a zombie in a trance
You're too mighty to wear your pants

Cause you wanna be
Like the people on tv
You live your life but it aint yours
You're wrong this time you'll never know
You're so afraid to take your turn
You know that you are gonna burn
Cause you wanna be
Like Howard Stern

Cause you wanna be
Like the people on tv
You live your life but it aint yours
You're wrong this time you'll never know
You're so afraid to take your turn
You know that you are gonna burn
Cause you wanna be
Like Howard Stern
Like Howard Stern
Like Howard Stern
(Bitch)