There's something strange about this babysitter
She called the blood bank and asked if they deliver
She walks by the mirror, but I don't see her reflection
I've seen twilight, believe me it left an impression
And everybody knows they come to suck your blood, hey
Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run, hey
Her fingernails are sharp her teeth are pointed too
Mom left me alone with her now what am I gonna do
The babysitter's a vampire
She's looking at me like I'm dinner tonight
(stay away from my neck)
The babysitter's a vampire
Gonna need a wooden steak and a garlic milk shake
To keep me alive
Oh great my mom left me alone with a vampire a blood suckin freak mom
She said
"it's getting late time for you to go to bed"
I'm thinking let's call it a night, put a stake in your heart instead
I'm on to you, you're white as glue, and your skin is as cold as ice
The way you stare like I'm medium rare you're ready to take a bite
And everybody knows they come to suck your blood, hey
Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run, hey
Mom will never believe me now unless I get some proof
But When I'm flying around the house with fangs she'll know it's true
The babysitter's a vampire
(get away you siko)
She's looking at me like I'm dinner tonight
(what do I do now?)
The babysitter's a vampire
Gonna need a wooden stake and a garlic milkshake
To keep me alive
Fred, get out of my head, oh fred, I want to suck your blood, I know get away you freak
Everybody knows they come to suck my blood, they hipnotize you with there eyes, there is nowhere to run, (come over here) Her fingernails are sharp her teeth are pointed too
Mom left me alone with her now what am I gonna do?
The babysitter's a vampire
She's looking at me like I'm dinner tonight
(we have food in the fridge)
The babysitter's a vampire
Gonna need a wooden steak and a garlic milk shake
To keep me alive
The babysitter's a vampire
From now on I'm wearing turtle necks (made of silver)
The babysitter's a vampire
Will I make it through the night or end up a vampire snack
Freds Mom: Fred, the babysitters here Fred: I'm upstairs Freds Mom: i'll get it Fred: okay Freds mom: oh hello why don't you come in i'll be back later you two have fun There's something strange about this babysitter She called the blood bank and asked if they deliver She walks by the mirror, but I don't see her reflection I've seen twilight, believe me it left an impression And everybody knows they come to suck your blood, hey Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run, hey Her fingernails are sharp her teeth are pointed too Mom left me alone with her now what am I gonna do The babysitter's a vampire She's looking at me like I'm dinner tonight (stay away from my neck) The babysitter's a vampire Gonna need a wooden steak and a garlic milk shake To keep me alive Oh great my mom left me alone with a vampire a blood suckin freak mom She said "it's getting late time for you to go to bed" I'm thinking let's call it a night, put a stake in your heart instead I'm on to you, you're white as glue, and your skin is as cold as ice The way you stare like I'm medium rare you're ready to take a bite And everybody knows they come to suck your blood, hey Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run, hey Mom will never believe me now unless I get some proof But When I'm flying around the house with fangs she'll know it's true The babysitter's a vampire (get away you siko) She's looking at me like I'm dinner tonight (what do I do now?) The babysitter's a vampire Gonna need a wooden stake and a garlic milkshake To keep me alive Fred, get out of my head, oh fred, I want to suck your blood, I know get away you freak Everybody knows they come to suck my blood, they hipnotize you with there eyes, there is nowhere to run, (come over here) Her fingernails are sharp her teeth are pointed too Mom left me alone with her now what am I gonna do? The babysitter's a vampire She's looking at me like I'm dinner tonight (we have food in the fridge) The babysitter's a vampire Gonna need a wooden steak and a garlic milk shake To keep me alive The babysitter's a vampire From now on I'm wearing turtle necks (made of silver) The babysitter's a vampire Will I make it through the night or end up a vampire snack Explain Request ×
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