Fred Figglehorn – The Babysitter's A Vampire lyrics

Freds Mom: Fred, the babysitters here Fred: I'm upstairs Freds Mom: i'll get it Fred: okay Freds mom: oh hello why don't you come in i'll be back later you two have fun

There's something strange about this babysitter
She called the blood bank and asked if they deliver
She walks by the mirror, but I don't see her reflection
I've seen twilight, believe me it left an impression

And everybody knows they come to suck your blood, hey
Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run, hey
Her fingernails are sharp her teeth are pointed too
Mom left me alone with her now what am I gonna do

The babysitter's a vampire
She's looking at me like I'm dinner tonight
(stay away from my neck)
The babysitter's a vampire
Gonna need a wooden steak and a garlic milk shake
To keep me alive

Oh great my mom left me alone with a vampire a blood suckin freak mom

She said
"it's getting late time for you to go to bed"
I'm thinking let's call it a night, put a stake in your heart instead
I'm on to you, you're white as glue, and your skin is as cold as ice
The way you stare like I'm medium rare you're ready to take a bite

And everybody knows they come to suck your blood, hey
Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run, hey
Mom will never believe me now unless I get some proof
But When I'm flying around the house with fangs she'll know it's true

The babysitter's a vampire
(get away you siko)
She's looking at me like I'm dinner tonight
(what do I do now?)
The babysitter's a vampire
Gonna need a wooden stake and a garlic milkshake
To keep me alive

Fred, get out of my head, oh fred, I want to suck your blood, I know get away you freak

Everybody knows they come to suck my blood, they hipnotize you with there eyes, there is nowhere to run, (come over here) Her fingernails are sharp her teeth are pointed too
Mom left me alone with her now what am I gonna do?

The babysitter's a vampire
She's looking at me like I'm dinner tonight
(we have food in the fridge)
The babysitter's a vampire
Gonna need a wooden steak and a garlic milk shake
To keep me alive

The babysitter's a vampire
From now on I'm wearing turtle necks (made of silver)
The babysitter's a vampire
Will I make it through the night or end up a vampire snack