Heavens To Betsy – Waitress Hell lyrics

Miss, I need another glass,
This one is smudged and my
Lips are too precious for this
We want the window table clear and set it for us
It's not too busy for us
Bring a million different things to my table on a silver
Platter you've got nothing better to do
If you smile really big and kiss my whitey ass
Maybe you'll get a dollar today

You're going to waitress hell
You're gonna burn in my hell
You're going to waitress hell
You're gonna burn in my hell

Yeah I just do this job for a hobby so
Don't worry about a tip
4.25/hr suits me fine yeah I just love to serve
Sure I'll take your plate your glass your bowl and then
I'll wipe your chin
And in the end I'm covered in your shit-
You look at me like I'm the dirty one

You're going to waitress hell
You're gonna burn in my hell
You're going to waitress hell
You're gonna burn in my hell

What you do comes back to you
What you do comes back to

You're going to waitress hell
You're gonna burn in my hell
You're going to waitress hell
You're gonna burn in my hell

I'll see you burn,
I'll see you burn in my hell
I'll see you burn,
I'll see you burn in my hell

You're going to waitress hell
You're gonna burn in my hell