Ivor Bigun – I'm A Wanker lyrics

My mother said That I never should Never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood Their giggling talk I could never understood And that's why I fell in love with my right hand [Chorus:] And that's why I'm a wanker I'm a wanker And does it good like it bloody well should I'm a wanker I'm a wanker And I'm always pulling my pudd I was 25 years old Before I was kissed And then I found the guy prefered A swift one off the wrist Its cheap and convenient And you can't catch vd Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free [Chorus:] And that's why I'm a wanker I'm a wanker And it does me good like it bloody well should I'm wanker I'm a wanker And I'm always pulling my pudd Oh Mrs Palm And your 5 lovely daughters Thank you for having me And being oh so kind I've got pains in my arms And my donkeys growing shorter My knees have turnt to water And I think I'm going blind I've wanked over Italy I've wanked over Spain I've wanked in an omibus I've even had a wank in a train I've used a badger And a lemon And a cat A inflatable Linda Lovelace And a David Crocket hat [Chorus:] And that's why I'm a wanker I'm a wanker And it does me good like it bloody well should I'm a wanker I'm a wanker And I'm always pulling my pudd Oh Mrs Palm And your 5 lovely daughters Thank you for having me And being oh so kind I've pains in my arms And my donkeys growing shorter My knees have turnt to water And I think I'm going blind Explain Request ×

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