Jimmie's Chicken Shack – Lazy Boy Dash lyrics

I'm a lazy boy there's no doubt about it
Might take a miracle to get me started
I'm a lazy boy there's no doubt about it
Might take a miracle to get me started

Don't get me started, don't get me started again
To get me started, to get me started
Son you better get up, you better get up while can
Son you better get up, you better get up while can

I make a dash in the lazy boy hundred
I start out slow but I lean back and pull you under it
The say the competition lags behind precision wasting
Don't need a rear view
I know it's my smoke that they are tasting

Damn another traffic jam
I know I'm s'posed to use my brakes
So on the gas I slam
(Damn)
Another traffic jam
I know I'm s'posed to use my brakes
So on the gas I slam

You better get up
You better get up while you can
Son you better get up
You better get up while you can

Employed to crash the lazy boy hundred
Don't need no luck we aim to suck just for the fun of it
They say you can't be kind so don't you bother wasting
Your precious energy is victory for they're tasting

I said
(Damn)
Another crack pot scam
I thought that things were going great
Now that I'm on the lamb
(Damn)
Another bunt grand skam
I think it's time to celebrate
Now that we rule the land

You better get up
You better get up while you can
Son you better get up
You better get up while you can

I'm a lazy boy there's no doubt about it
Might take a miracle to get me started
I'm a lazy boy there's no doubt about it
Might take a miracle to get me started

I'm a miracle there's no doubt about it
Might take a lazy girl to get me started
I'm a miracle there's no doubt about it
Might take a lazy girl to get me started

To get me started again
To get me started
To get me started again
To get me started

Son you better get up, you better get up
You better get up while can
Son you better get up
You better get up while you can

Son you better get up
You better get up while you can
Son you better get up
You better get up while you can

Son you better get up
You better get up while you can
Son you better get up
You better get up while you can

Son you better get up
You better get up while you can
Son you better get up
You better get up while you can