Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas
Dragged Plymouth Rock to the North Pole with his sled
Pilgrims never saw him coming
The Wampanoags they kept drumming
That Thursday in November
Gob-gobble about December
Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas
It was such a happy holiday
No more laid-back relaxation
It's Black Friday degradation
Seems Santa sold Thanksgiving to the mall
Grandma made the stuffin'
Said Santa he ain't bluffin'
You'd better not cry in your pumpkin pie
Maybe Caroline says she lied
Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas
It was such a laid-back holiday
Now no more football and relaxin'
When the harvest moon starts waxin'
Santa, he's the turkey after all
Grandma made the stuffin'
Said Santa he ain't bluffin'
You'd better not cry in your pumpkin pie
Maybe Caroline says she lied
Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas
Nothin' lasts forever that's for sure
This stick up is as shocking
As stuffing in your stocking
Kris Kringle
Why did you mingle?
Santa stole Thanksgiving
Even he's got to make a living
Santa stole Thanksgiving and our fall
Ooh, ooh Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas Dragged Plymouth Rock to the North Pole with his sled Pilgrims never saw him coming The Wampanoags they kept drumming That Thursday in November Gob-gobble about December Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas It was such a happy holiday No more laid-back relaxation It's Black Friday degradation Seems Santa sold Thanksgiving to the mall Grandma made the stuffin' Said Santa he ain't bluffin' You'd better not cry in your pumpkin pie Maybe Caroline says she lied Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas It was such a laid-back holiday Now no more football and relaxin' When the harvest moon starts waxin' Santa, he's the turkey after all Grandma made the stuffin' Said Santa he ain't bluffin' You'd better not cry in your pumpkin pie Maybe Caroline says she lied Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas Nothin' lasts forever that's for sure This stick up is as shocking As stuffing in your stocking Kris Kringle Why did you mingle? Santa stole Thanksgiving Even he's got to make a living Santa stole Thanksgiving and our fall Explain Request ×
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