John Howard – Economic Conservative lyrics

If something goes wrong,
I don't blame the media,
I don't blame my staff,
And I don't blame my shadowed minister,
It's obvious to me,
It needs surgery
And it's obvious towards my c***
I agree with you
There will be a transition
Let's put all the facts, all the facts, all the facts on the table

Chorus 1:
I agree with Mr Rudd
Working families
(Mr Rudd)
I agree with you on one point of...
Trade union officials
So you ask what the difference is like
I haven't found too many
Where do we get them? Where do we get them?

Chorus 2:
I agree with Mr Rudd
I'm an economic conservative
(Mr Rudd)
I agree with you on one point of...
Trade union officials
It is wrong to say
I disagree with you
He's done a wonderful job
But you know something?

Being an economic conservative
Is more than a sl-slogan
I'm an economic conservative, an economic conservative
A clip-clip slogan
I'm an economic conservative
I see it the memory of most Australian families

Chorus 1

When you were treasurer (Here's some extra) x2

When you were treasurer

What, the tax cut?

If elected...

Here's some extra money

If elected

You trying to mislead the Australian...

I'm proud of the team that I lead,
I have a great bunch of people,
A former rockstar to myself (repeat until fade)
(Speaking)
Mr Rudd, your response on this...
Gotta get a word in...

Now that's pathetic,
You were wrong, you knew it,
And you shouldn't have kept it