JRA – Amdavad, Be lyrics

[Intro by Amitabh Bachchan (personally di hai)]
Dilliwali Jama masjid koi akeli nai hai
Ye hai amdavad
Chaand par baitho ho magar padosi ka naam nai pata, hah!
Yaha khusboo hai jhol ki
Kuch din toh bitao amdavad mai
Arre kuch din to gujaro gujarat mai

[Hook]
Sarkaari kaagaz pe naam hai Ahmedabad
But I'm that bad jab toote daant
Zabaan pe saare amdavad

Amdavad, be chodya, amdavad (x4)

[Verse 1]
I know cliche hai thoda
Sab naye bando ko karna padta hai
Hum rakht se syaahi bhar ke granth likh de
Toh bhi kam lagta hai
Kya garv lagta hai
Bees bande bole JRA stainless steel
Dussro ko zhang lagta hai
Huh, fernandez bole saala fark lagta hai
Uss paar lanka hai, idhar mai laxman
Tabhi jadibooti jarur merko roj padta hai
For that, -BLEEP- is the spot
Police se bhaage bachke, hide in some parking lot
Behind Rajpath party plot
Poori raat kaati, ab jaane do
But shit was lit as fuq, kya?

[Hook]
Ah-meda-bad nahi Amdavad
Amdavad, be chodya, Amdavad

[Verse 2]
Abhi devta tu dekh, inko deta nai break
Meri zabaan che jhaadu
Kachra rapper anek, dekh yaar
Mai teri hustle ko gaali nai de raha
Par meri fassal bhi ughe gi
Mai kaabil, mai JRA
Jo mere aage phere le ra
Chaal sambhaal, apni chawl-gulley apni gaand mai daal
Haal hedto tha
Bhai kyun beta? tera mic fail?
Mera mic petrol ka
Jaise aag lagave
Sunghte hi saare bande high ho jaave
Bantai, microfy this...
I'm phoning in the vibe
Boys, I'm the nicest

[Hook]
Amdavad, be chodya, Amdavad
AM - DA - VA - AD

Sarkaari kaagaz pe naam hai Ahmedabad
But I'm that bad jab toote daant
Zabaan pe saare amdavad

Amdavad, be chodya, amdavad (x2)

[Pre-verse]
Le le, bey, le le
Vichaar thode le le (x2)
Baar se aate bande
Tadipaar karke pelle hum ne

[Verse 3]
Khele jamm ke jab khilaadi hai rangmunch pe
Dekh le
Shatranj hai ye bhaide
Gehre massle hum pe chod de
Aur chutiyaap jo ye tum bakte
Hum ko dikhta paav tak sar se
Gujju haste bohot vaise
Par aaj dhokla kha ke thok daal
Maiyaat iski hum ne khola
Baraf, whiskey, chakna, soda
*abbe haqiqat bata JRA...Gujarat dry state pura*

Abe public...samjhi nahi?
Ye geet stereotype tod ne ke liye hi toh likha hai
Jo dikhta nai wo bhi bikta hai
Welcome to my city
Sharaab sadak side nahi, whatsapp pe bikta hai

[Outro]
Raees nai dekhi kya

Amdavad abaadi meri
Bachke rehna saab ji, haan ji
Amdavad, be, Amdavad
I go to Jamnapaar!

[Outro II from Amit ji]
ADBHUT!