It's my career, I can do a shark jump
It's my jaw, I can wire it shut
I can read Goosebumps, there my favorite books!
Dead cat and dirty dishes everywhere
Hands in pants 'cause I'm itchy there!
I just came to shame my mother
Ain't ever gonna marry Thor's brother!
Trying to be a poor man's Gaga
Or an albino Rihanna!
Now I'm dating a French guy
Made out of French fries!
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
I look just like Tweety
If he was funny!
Gonna give my poor daddy
An achey breaky heart attack!
(Miley's dad: Sweet nibblets!)
This is my butt!
This is my cooch!
And I won't stop, chewing my gum!
Trying really hard to be edgy
Is my middle finger to Disney!
Freaky hand chop!
Pepto Bismol!
This is my musical cry for help
Can't buy a clue with all this wealth!
No bums!
It's my booty, gonna put it on stuff
It's my booty, I can drag it on a rug!
It's my booty, I can put it on Doug
I can put it on a pug
Or all of the above!
I can try to be classy, but what for?
I wanna get my face on Mount Slutmore!
Remember only God can judge us
Unless you're busted then judge can judge, uh-uh!
Trying to be s***, but it's just sad!
Is this an American aparallel?
I'm not anorexic, just replace breakfast
With crack!
Miley's dad
Now Miley is asleep
Nobody make a peep!
Now, get up off your feet
I'm gonna show you a cool dance!
Now, everybody clap!
Take two steps back!
I just latch on
To her hit song!
My wife gave birth to a cash machine!
Sometimes she'll let me be in her movies!
Cha-ching!
Miley
Get out Daddy, or else I'm gonna pound you!
Miley's dad
Don't you sass me! I can still ground you!
For getting that dumb Sharon Stone hair-do
And I heard you were dating a French dude!
Where is he?
Miley
Stop Daddy!
Miley's dad
I'll kill, you bastard
Miley
Stop Daddy!
Miley's dad
Die!
Miley
He's my boyfriend!
I love him!
Miley's dad
French fry guy!
Miley
I hate you!
Miley's dad
U. S. A.!
(speaks) Tasty!
It's my money, gonna spend it on gum It's my career, I can do a shark jump It's my jaw, I can wire it shut I can read Goosebumps, there my favorite books! Dead cat and dirty dishes everywhere Hands in pants 'cause I'm itchy there! I just came to shame my mother Ain't ever gonna marry Thor's brother! Trying to be a poor man's Gaga Or an albino Rihanna! Now I'm dating a French guy Made out of French fries! Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum! I look just like Tweety If he was funny! Gonna give my poor daddy An achey breaky heart attack! (Miley's dad: Sweet nibblets!) This is my butt! This is my cooch! And I won't stop, chewing my gum! Trying really hard to be edgy Is my middle finger to Disney! Freaky hand chop! Pepto Bismol! This is my musical cry for help Can't buy a clue with all this wealth! No bums! It's my booty, gonna put it on stuff It's my booty, I can drag it on a rug! It's my booty, I can put it on Doug I can put it on a pug Or all of the above! I can try to be classy, but what for? I wanna get my face on Mount Slutmore! Remember only God can judge us Unless you're busted then judge can judge, uh-uh! Trying to be s***, but it's just sad! Is this an American aparallel? I'm not anorexic, just replace breakfast With crack! Miley's dad Now Miley is asleep Nobody make a peep! Now, get up off your feet I'm gonna show you a cool dance! Now, everybody clap! Take two steps back! I just latch on To her hit song! My wife gave birth to a cash machine! Sometimes she'll let me be in her movies! Cha-ching! Miley Get out Daddy, or else I'm gonna pound you! Miley's dad Don't you sass me! I can still ground you! For getting that dumb Sharon Stone hair-do And I heard you were dating a French dude! Where is he? Miley Stop Daddy! Miley's dad I'll kill, you bastard Miley Stop Daddy! Miley's dad Die! Miley He's my boyfriend! I love him! Miley's dad French fry guy! Miley I hate you! Miley's dad U. S. A.! (speaks) Tasty! Explain Request ×
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