Lady Sovereign – The Broom lyrics

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If you beat your bredrin wif a broom n she dnt get up
Call de ambulance n tell em that she jus got wack up
It's like nee naw bang bang nee naw bang bang nee naw bang bang that's what I sang,

If ur drivin me crazy, that's what she said like she waz Britney,
Ar you takin summet you really shouldn't cuz ya name aint Whitney,
Stupid lil bitch dnt you eva start a riot,
If you wanna b startin sumfin, y not start a diet?
Now neva eva eva eva eva drink Stella,
Cuz it will send you spinnin lyk a helicopter propeller,
Like peanut butta nutella you nutty bitch,
Huh,
Dnt make me switch,

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She gave me a fat lip, what's you drinkin cats piss?
You failed actress, put blood on ya matress,
You had 2 clean it up... Aww,
You stupid fuck,
Bitch did you jus call me a shmuck?
Dnt push ur luck!
She broke ma glasses, I tell you wot dey wernt cheap,
Mayb she wus jealous ov d property dat I keep,
You P. I. G you shud hav grown up on the prairy,
Bitch, neva eva eva get lairy agen...

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Ok so this is wot happened,
She invited me 2 her house,
An when I got der she was all lyk 'rrrrr I'm crazy'
My frendz wer der, her frendz wer der,
She was jus actin lyk a [?]
'Errrrrr'
Shut up, I neva eva try n pop violent agen, cuz I will pick up ur broom n will b cleanin ur house.

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