Logan Paul – Santa Diss Track lyrics

Oh, hi, Mr. Claus, it's me, Logan Paul
Twenty-two Christmases, ain't heard from you at all
Now maybe 'cause I'm naughty, or maybe 'cause I'm nice
Or maybe 'cause I met Mrs. Claus and hit her twice
Sneakin' down my chimney, homie, that's a crime
Breakin' in and enterin', you just crossed the line
Got no milk and cookies here, boy, you ain't ready
Got a two-ton sleigh, yeah, we call it the "Yeti"
And, I heard that you from the North, but, I'm from Ohio (fact)
Christmas around corner, get your merch (link in bio)
"Uh, Logan Paul, you use your songs to plug your merch?"
Yeah, boy, I'm the Maverick, why yo' feelings hurt?

Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yes I do in church, ooh
Yes, I put in work

Aye! Who's that Santa lookin' at?
Take your gifts, and give 'em back!
Maverick merch is where it's at
Got the hoodie, got the hat
Who's that Santa lookin' at?
You should drink more milk, nonfat
You should get my new backpack
Throw away that dirty sack

Did you come to mingle or did you come to jingle?
You know, I got that bling, oh yeah, jingle, lingle, dingle
Hold on, your reindeer's on my roof, man, you messin' up my shingles
They call me L.P., this my holiday single
Did I mention, I was single? I'm addictive like a Pringle
Yeah, I'm extra like some sprinkles, educated and bilingual

Oui, je porte le merch, ooh
Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yes I do in church, ooh
Yes, I put in work

Aye! Who's that Santa lookin' at?
Take your gifts, and give 'em back!
Maverick merch is where it's at
Got the hoodie, got the hat
Who's that Santa lookin' at?
You should drink more milk, nonfat
You should get my new backpack
Throw away that dirty sack

He sees you when you're sleeping
Why are you creeping, in my room?
He know's when you're awake
Who invited this buffoon?
Why you shaped like a balloon?
Why your life be déjà vu?
Why your gift be so fufu?
Why your e-mail still Yahoo!?
And your elves too!
They got shit to do, let 'em live
Why you play with little kids?
Why you come around my crib?
Why your beard look a squid?
Why only one reindeer lit!?
Why?

Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yes I do in church, ooh
Yes, I put in work

Aye! Who's that Santa lookin' at?
Take your gifts, and give 'em back!
Maverick merch is where it's at
Got the hoodie, got the hat
Who's that Santa lookin' at?
You should drink more milk, nonfat
You should get my new backpack
Throw away that dirty sack

Yeah, I'm the new Santa Claus
In fact, I'm Daddy, call me Daddy, Daddy Paul
Yeah, Merry Christmas