Master Well – When I Was A Sperm lyrics

When I was a sperm - when I was a sperm
When I was a sperm - when I was a sperm

When I was a sperm I had a lot to learn but the one thing I knew was I could not remain
In my environment, the predicament hectic, I had to get out quick through my daddy
You know the term, but do I have to say it, time to get out 'cause he's about to spray it
I had to swim through the gym and the pool is crowded but I wouldn't stop, you think I did
About a million and one other brothers were pursuing me as I swam for the ovaries
I got to find one, got to get with one, just like my dad did before he called me kid
One time resident of the prostate, now I make my home the placenta
Down the road I will wear my Adidas, but for now call me foetus

When I was a sperm I had a lot to learn, when I was a sperm I had a lot to learn
When I was a sperm I had a lot to learn, I had a lot to learn, when I was a sperm
When I was a sperm I had a lot to learn, when I was a sperm I had a lot to learn
When I was a sperm I had a lot to learn, I had a lot to learn, when I was a sperm

Oh when I was a sperm I had this crazy dilemma, I had to reach my mother, I had to get up in her
Though I'm not talkin' about incest or s** 'cause when I think I might do, kill much respect
To my moms and my pops, my brothers and my sisters too, you on the scene
But you don't know what to do, as your numbers increase do you keep the peace
Or fight with the beast that you never think about, because he's one of you
So what you gonna do, I think it's time, clean your mind, get off your behind
And make a man of you, and I'm a tell you true, you need your woman and your naked
And your whole damn crew, one time resident of the project, now I make my home on the planet
Earth belongs to contin