Matthew Olugbemi – Theoretical Christian lyrics

Verse 1:
You call yourself a Kristian
You go to church everyday
Carry bible everywhere
But you’ve got no church in you.
You look so holy from the way you dress
Anytime dem say make you talk
Na so so christianees you dey blow

(bless you, it is well with you, etc )

If somebody step on your toe
Na dirty slap you go give
When it’s come to money matter
Your eye go turn to fire

Chorus:
I don’t want to be theoretical Kristian /2x
Practical Christianity
Go make the world better

Verse2:
I no know o, which kind Kristian you be
I no know o, which kind bible you read
Every Monday, your name na Clinton
Busy busybusy, doing business
Every Friday, your name naRahaman
Every Friday, your name na Amina
Every Friday night, your name na Jackson
Every Friday night, your name na Suzy
Every Sunday morning ooo
Dey call you Brother John
Dey call you Brother Peter
Dey call you Sister Mary
Dey call you Sister Anna
Why you be chameleon
All: Brothering and Sistering Non-Sense
Why you dey change color
All: Brothering and Sistering Non-Sense

{Repeat Chorus}
Bridge:
Niselo’npo (you are only posing)
Niselo’ndemo (you are only demonstrating)
Na shakara be dat (only faking)
No do shakara for me

Chorus2:
I don’t want to be theoretical Kristian
That knows everything but can do nothing
Practice what you preach
Practice what you say
Practical Christianity
Go make the world better