Mickey Avalon – Fuckin' Em All lyrics

Four little birdies in the back of the bar
With three other suckers tryin' to get in their drawers
Two seconds later I had my fist to his jaw
'Cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
Fuckin' em all
Fuck, fuckin' em all
'Cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
Fuck, fuckin' em all
Fuckin' em all
'Cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all

Gau, Gau, caviar
Hey mami let me rap at ya (okay)
Have you ever been to Africa? (no)
Have you ever smoked crack before (heheh)
Nice tights, nice gogo boots (heheh)
Why lie when I could tell the truth?
That ass is like a gold caboose
Oh, no I can't hold my juice (ooh)
What you lookin' at?
Turn around and let me see that ass (ooh)
I like it like that either white or black
Just nice and fat

Four little birdies in the back of the bar
With three other suckers tryin' to get in their drawers
Two seconds later I had my fist to his jaw
'Cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
Fuckin' em all
Fuck, fuckin' em all
'Cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
Fuck, fuckin' em all
Fuckin' em all
'Cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all

Backdoor man with the keys to the city
She said "I love you, Mickey"
It's hard to leave with her face so pretty
That ass will make a grown man silly (uh)
Unhook the wonder
A bra one handed, a drink in the other
And I won't spill a sip when I reach in my pocket for a filter list
Riddle me this little bitches
The Av's on the market for a mistress
And I could give a shit about the riches
As long as she suck dick, and do dishes

Four little birdies in the back of the bar
With three other suckers tryin' to get in their drawers
Two seconds later I had my fist to his jaw
'Cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
Fuckin' em all
Fuck, fuckin' em all
'Cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
Fuck, fuckin' em all
Fuckin' em all
'Cause by one in the mornin'

I wanna touch you
I wanna taste you
I wanna take you, invade you, degrade you x2
(Oh, oh)

Four little birdies in the back of the bar
With three other suckers tryin' to get in their drawers
Two seconds later I had my fist to his jaw
'Cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
Fuckin' em all
Fuck, fuckin' em all
'Cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
Fuck, fuckin' em all
Fuckin' em all
'Cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all

By one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all